He didn’t put enough junk in her trunk

So now he changed his mind and claims that it’s bigger. Obama still wins.

It’s “the race”.

In Russia, your Dong strokes you!

Incest ain’t no thang. As long as it makes daddy proud.

Look mommy, just one hand!

Bill don’t phaze her.

If he fights back, she’ll just make it smaller and smaller.

Billy better watch his back.

Bill says it gets bigger when he’s aroused.
Hillary wouldn’t know.
Monica would.

Hillary gets excited about the small things in life

Condie knows whaz up.

Trust her. She knows. And she don’t lie.