Mitt Romney - Dong(key) Kong

Certainly above average in more ways than one

So now he changed his mind and claims that it’s bigger. Obama still wins.
It’s “the race”.

Incest ain’t no thang. As long as it makes daddy proud.

Bill don’t phaze her.
If he fights back, she’ll just make it smaller and smaller.
Billy better watch his back.

Bill says it gets bigger when he’s aroused.
Hillary wouldn’t know.
Monica would.

Hillary gets excited about the small things in life